Quotes of awesomeness

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
-- Robin Williams

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-- Cyril Connolly

"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things."
-- Bobby Knight

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
-- Will Rogers

"Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision."
-- Blake Clark

"I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out."
-- Arthur Hays Sulzberger

"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure."
-- Samuel Johnson

"We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to."
-- W. Somerset Maugham